He sat back down, satisfied. His date finally found the popcorn kernel. She looked at him, then at the blank screen, then back at him.
"You know," she said, "for someone who claims to know everything about the subject, you seem remarkably confused." 6.6Everything You Always Wanted to Know About S...
He thought back to the court jester he’d played in the previous segment. Being a fool was easy; the costumes were breathable. But being a modern man? That required a level of neuroticism that even his therapist found exhausting. He spent his days worrying about the cosmic insignificance of his love life and his nights wondering if his refrigerator was judging his lack of kale. Suddenly, the screen went blank. The theater fell silent. "Is this part of the bit?" someone yelled from the back. He sat back down, satisfied
The film flickered back to life. A man in a sheep costume appeared. Woody leaned in, captivated. He didn't have the answers, but he certainly had the dialogue. "You know," she said, "for someone who claims