A Princess, An Elf, And A Demon - Walk Into A Bar...
"Exactly," Malphas chuckled. "And we were still ten minutes early for happy hour."
"We got ale and 'The Special,'" the bartender grunted, polishing a mug with a rag that was arguably filthier than the glass. A Princess, an Elf, and a Demon Walk Into a Bar...
The bartender stared. Malphas leaned over, his horns narrowly missing a low-hanging chandelier. "Give 'em the rotgut, barkeep. And for me? Whatever you use to strip the paint off those wagons outside. Make it a double." The Punchline "Exactly," Malphas chuckled
