Bad Date Chronicles May 2026

As I reached for my bag, he asked if I had any job referrals at my company because he was currently "between opportunities". The Grand Finale

When the tab finally came, the "crypto-millionaire" suddenly had a crisis. He patted his pockets, looked genuinely distressed, and claimed he’d left his wallet in his other khakis. Bad Date Chronicles

Welcome back to the Chronicles, where we turn our romantic tragedies into tonight’s entertainment. If you’ve ever wanted to fake a family emergency just to escape a conversation about a stranger's urologist appointment, this post is for you. As I reached for my bag, he asked

I told him I’d have to check my schedule. Then I went home, blocked his number, and poured a very large glass of wine. 🚩 Red Flag Roundup: This Week’s Lessons Welcome back to the Chronicles, where we turn

He expected me to "pony up" for his three artisanal IPAs.