Chaos But Itвђ™s Me Creating Chaos 〈2K〉

This is the guide to . If you’re going to be the engine of chaos, you have to do it with enough style that people aren't sure whether to be mad or impressed.

Never laugh at your own setup. The funniest chaos is delivered with the seriousness of a heart surgeon. Chaos but itвЂ™s me creating chaos

True chaos is a spice, not the whole meal. If you do it all the time, you’re just "that person." If you do it rarely and perfectly, you’re a legend. This is the guide to

Post "I can't believe it finally happened..." on social media and then turn off your phone for six hours. The funniest chaos is delivered with the seriousness

Chaos isn't about being mean; it’s about being . To create chaos, you must break the "Social Script." People rely on patterns to feel safe. Your job is to introduce a glitch in the matrix.

Change the volume on the TV to an odd number (like 17 or 23) in a house full of people who only use increments of five.

Move one chair in a room three inches to the left. People won't know why they feel weird, but they will.