Speed freezes. He leans into the camera. His lips aren't just bigger; they look like two overcooked hot dogs glued to his face. He stares at his reflection in the monitor, the silence stretching for a rare five seconds.

Ten seconds in, his eyes go wide. "Wait, wait, it’s stuck! CHAT, IT’S STUCK!"

"I look like a pufferfish!" he screams, clutching his head. "IShowPufferfish?! No! MODS, UNBAN THE GLASS, I’M GOING AGAIN!"

The screen flickers to life, and there’s , vibrating with his usual 100-mph energy. Behind him, a single shot glass sits on his desk like an ominous boss fight.