Buy One Get One — Kia

"Real as a heart attack, buddy," Clem barked, sliding a pen across the desk. "Sign here, and you drive out in a Telluride. My guys will bungee-cord the Soul to the roof, or you can just have your wife drive it home."

Arthur looked out his window at the two Kias huddled together in the rain. He realized BOGO was great for socks, okay for pizzas, but for mid-sized SUVs? It was just twice the reason to check your blind spot. kia buy one get one

The air at "Clem’s Kia Corner" didn't just smell like pine-scented cleaner and rubber; it smelled like desperation. Clem himself, wearing a tie that had seen better decades, stood atop a literal mountain of subcompact Kia Rios. "Real as a heart attack, buddy," Clem barked,