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She swept into the living room, smelling of Chanel No. 5 and cold ambition. She didn't even look at her sons. She walked straight to the glass door, locked eyes with the giant bird, and tapped on the pane with a manicured nail.

The doorbell rang. It wasn’t the date. It was . Large Birds, Spiders and MomTwo and a Half Men ...

“There,” Evelyn said, turning around with a sharp smile. “Even Mother Nature knows better than to overstay her welcome in my presence.” She swept into the living room, smelling of Chanel No

“Thanks, Mom,” Charlie muttered, pouring a double. “I guess there’s always a bigger predator in the room.” She walked straight to the glass door, locked

Charlie Harper’s beachfront Malibu deck was usually reserved for expensive scotch and questionable decisions, but today it looked like a deleted scene from a low-budget horror movie.

The condor immediately took flight in terror. The spider curled into a ball and rolled off the deck into the sand.