"Look at all these old people," Madea whispers loudly. "Hattie, is that you? I thought you died in '94. I sent a card! Give me my stamp money back." The Program
By 9:00 PM, the tent is a mess. Uncle Joe has been kicked out for trying to sell "medicinal" brownies to the former principal. Cora is leading a gospel sing-along in the corner to drown out the swearing. Madea is sitting in a folding chair, having successfully commandeered the entire tray of peach cobbler. Madeas Class Reunion
"Sheila," Madea says, leaning over a bowl of potato salad. "I am well-fed, well-rested, and well-armed. If you mention my weight one more time, I’m gonna turn this class reunion into a family reunion—because I’m gonna send you to go see your ancestors." The Aftermath "Look at all these old people," Madea whispers loudly