"It was supposed to be a standard retirement bash for Councilman Vane," Silvio wheezed, clutching a broken papier-mâché limb. "A custom-made piñata. Shaped like a golden treasury chest. But when Vane took the first swing..."
The neon sign of the flickered, casting a sickly green glow over Detective Miller’s desk. He wasn't surprised when the local party planner, Silvio, burst in, covered in what looked like iridescent glitter and high-velocity trauma.
"Season three," Miller muttered, drawing his pressurized salt-gun. "Always starts with a pest problem." [S3E1] A FiГ±ata Full Of Death Bugs
"They were rigged to release on impact," Miller noted, crouched low with a magnifying glass. He noticed a faint, sweet scent clinging to the piñata’s remains—not sugar, but . "Silvio, who provided the 'candy' filling?"
"Let me guess," Miller sighed, leaning back. "It wasn't filled with saltwater taffy." "It was supposed to be a standard retirement
"A new vendor," Silvio whispered. "Called himself 'The Exterminator.' Said he specialized in 'organic surprises.'"
Councilman Vane was currently frozen in a mid-swing pose, his face a mask of horrified stasis. But when Vane took the first swing
"Bugs, Miller. Thousands of them. Small, obsidian-backed, and—" Silvio shuddered, "—aggressive."
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