[s3e6] And The Piece Of Sheet -

: The girls end up using a tablecloth from the diner as a top sheet, only to have a customer recognize the mustard stain the next morning. The "Total" for the Cupcake Fund

: A midnight tug-of-war ends in a giant tear down the middle of their only "good" fitted sheet. [S3E6] And the Piece of Sheet

: "Caroline, I grew up sleeping on a pizza box. This rip is just built-in air conditioning." : The girls end up using a tablecloth

$2,450.35 (Down $10 because Max spent the sheet money on a deep-fried Twinkie while waiting in line.) To help me flesh this out further: Specific themes? A particular customer mishap at the diner? Any Oleg double entendres involving thread count? [S3E6] And the Piece of Sheet