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"You know," Walden said, wiping a tear from his eye as the credits rolled. "No matter how much money I have, I'll never be as resourceful as you are when you're desperate."

Alan beamed, taking it as a compliment. "Exactly! Now, do you want to watch the next one, or should we go see if there's any of your expensive bourbon left?"

Walden looked at the screen. The title read: “The Trapped Mouth Wash.” Watch Two And a Half Men S09E06

Alan Harper hovered behind him, clutching a bowl of low-fat popcorn. "You’re doing it wrong, Walden. You’re hovering over the button. You have to commit to the click."

"It’s the one where I navigate the complex emotional landscape of a secondary relationship while staying in your guest house!" Alan corrected. "You know," Walden said, wiping a tear from

The living room of the Malibu beach house felt colder than usual, and not just because of the ocean breeze. Walden Schmidt, the billionaire who had recently bought the house to nurse a broken heart, was staring at the TV remote as if it were a complex piece of alien technology.

Walden smiled, finally feeling at home. "Bourbon. But only if you don't try to hide the bottle in the closet." Now, do you want to watch the next

"Well, the game is blacked out," Alan chirped, far too happy for someone living in another man’s house for free. "But look on the bright side! I found something better. It’s a classic."